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tired
The Halloween Witch
Each year they parade her about ... the traditional Halloween witch. Misshapen green face, stringy scraps of hair, and a toothless mouth beneath her disfigured nose. Gnarled, knobby fingers twisted into a claw, protracting from a bent and twisted torso that lurches about on wobbly legs.
Most think this abject image to be the creation of a prejudiced mind, or merely a Halloween caricature. I disagree. I believe this to be how witches were really seen.
Consider that most witches: were women, were abducted in the night, and smuggled into dungeons or prisons under the secrecy of darkness, to be presented by the light of day as a confessed witch.
Few, if any, saw a frightened, normal looking woman being dragged into a secret room filled with instruments of torture. To be questioned until she confessed to anything that was suggested to her, and to give names or whatever would stop the questions. Crowds saw the aberration denounced to the world as a self-proclaimed witch.
As the witch was paraded through the town, en route to be burned, hanged, drowned, stoned, or disposed of in various other forms of Christian love ... all created to free and save her soul from her depraved body. The jeering crowds viewed the results of hours of torture. The face, bruised and broken by countless blows, bore a hue of sickly green. The once warm and loving smile gone. Replaced by a grimace of broken teeth and torn gums that leers beneath a battered, disfigured nose.
The disheveled hair conceals bleeding gaps of torn scalp from whence cruel hands had torn away the lovely tresses. Broken, twisted hands clutched the wagon for support. Fractured fingers locked like groping claws to steady her broken body. All semblance of humanity gone. This was truly a demon, a bride of Satan, a witch.
I revere this Halloween crone and hold her sacred above all. I honor her courage and listen to her warnings of the dark side of humanity.
-Anonymous
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sad
I can legally gamble and purchase liquor (YAY BAILEYS.) And even tobacco in some states!
Did I miss anything else!
Your Score: TYPE D
You scored 25 imagination, 33 confidence, 50 dominance, and 62 generosity!
You are a TRADITIONAL, SHY, DOMINANT lover who prefers to RECEIVE than give.
This means that:
You like relatively no frills simple sex, that is basic rather than kinky. You're quite happy in bed without the need for any fetishes to spice things up, you're electric enough on your own. Who needs more than your naked body? Why put you in a Nurses outfit when they can see you in nothing? You might try the odd fantasy out, but overall you like sex at it's most raw, impulsive, and animalistic, rather than planned and turned into a complicated act.
You can be a little shy in bed, so maybe this means that you'd prefer to have sex in the dark, or maybe just that you have all sorts of naughty ideas bubbling under the surface but can't quite work up the confidence to speak about most of them. Sometimes it takes you a while to speak up about what you like, and you aren't very confident in your talents but I bet your lovers would say otherwise, I'm sure your sweet nature is far more welcome than egotistical boasting.
You tend to be dominant in bed, so you prefer to be the one giving the orders than taking them. Maybe you like the power, or just like controlling the pace, perhaps your partner likes to be dominanted, or maybe you get a kick out of the whole master/slave relationship, it could be something as small as liking to be on top during sex and tie up your lover to tease them, or it could be as kinky as them having to ask your permission to do anything at all. Either way, you are firm and you enjoy it!
You prefer to give than recieve. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do!
WE SUGGEST YOU TRY:
Reading or writing erotic fiction. If you are a little shy writing your partner a sexy email or letter, or getting a saucy text from them can really heat things up, and reading erotic fiction will give you some ideas if you usually go with very simple, basic sex! If you see something there that you like, you can always tell your partner to act it out with you.
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/1303003942
The What's your sexual style? written by http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=lu-min
- Mood:
curious
School sucks. I'm three weeks behind. Earned a C on a paper that I worked on for 4 days. WTF I'm a good writer. I never work on anything for more than 2 hours and get A's. WHATEVER. Failed an IMPORTANT 12%/100% quiz. What a week.
Other things are worth updating about but I figured I should make a public entry. But since I'm such a stalker and can find ANYONE on the internet I figure they can learn to do the same and find ME so, more to come, at a later time, in a more elaborate FRIENDS ONLY update:D
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blah
I still have to DL a lot of stuff ie. Something to TYPE with (open office) etc. But I've had a lot on my mind. :\
Ah well. Maybe by the end of the year or next year I'll save up my pennies from work study and see what happens. Phone typing just doesn't cut it. I ache for real internet addiction :D
- Mood: sad
Marigold: Starring Ali Larter and Salman Khan
Whee. He's my favorite and I thought I didn't like the Larter chick but then I realized she was in Final Destination <3!!!!!!
See it!!!
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happy
Spent 9 hours or so trying to balance a checkbook, probably did it wrong.
- Location:room
- Mood: pain
- Music:drone of the AC
Food for thought.
- Mood: cold
- Location:Room
- Mood: drowsy
- Music:AC droning
I made spicy chicken tacos with salsa, 2 types of cheese and salad. I had 3 all by myself bc damn it was good lol.
- Mood: full
(ROFLMAO)
and EW?
"Philadephia Daily News TV critic Ellen Gray's list of five things you can say to sound smart about the fall television season includes this tidbit: "The networks may not be allowed to show Janet Jackson's breasts, but they don't mind introducing characters who would cut them off."
No more feminist readings for me in my spare time. :|
and WTF!
"Now if only we could get the seventy-three-year-old deaconess Merlene Maten who was accused of looting a sausage after Hurricane Katrina back in jail where she belongs. Then we could really be safe."
(http://www.msmagazineblogs.com/newl
- Mood: tired
Sigh. I sense another delay in the process.
*discouraged*
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aggravated
- Mood: angry
Perhaps when I get home I can eat and fall asleep or die!
- Mood: curious
